HEART AND SOUL ...

Food For Thought

09.08.2010

No this is not my staff canteen. The picture above is shanghai, my canteen is in London and serves prison leftovers and broadcasts communist style corporate ads to help us all think of our wonderful job while enjoying our gruel. This is a soul destroying place full of miserable worker ants eager to leave the building to go sleep and repeat the same thing the next day. I don’t normally use the Cosmos Universal Blog to vent but the other day I found a liquefied toad underneath my ‘clean’ plate from our amazing staff canteen. Well it might have not been a dead amphibian but it looked a lot like one. I mean what kind of stain is the size of a cheese burger but green and martian looking? How can lunch be actually worse than work itself? Can someone please solve this enigma for me?

Reaching out to grab the plate the stain thing attacked my fingers and I’m probably traumatized for a while, well at least until I launch the Nu Diesel flannels everyone has been craving over. The new version of the ‘Nu Diesel’ flannel will come it two alternate colours in either blue and red or blue brown. We’ll see if they make up for the alien extermination scandal in my canteen. I’ve already got the Heart and Soul jacket samples in which were hard work getting done believe me! Just need a few tweaks and they can see a release date, I'm sure your hungry for one.

I'll leave you with quite possibly the greatest quote of the 21st century.